Hog's Breath Cafe
Kelmscott Menu

SNACKS & SHARES

  • GARLIC & HERB BREAD
    v
    11.95

    Add cheese (V) | +1.00
    Add cheese & bacon | +3.00
    Add cheese, bacon & BBQ | +4.00

  • CHICKEN WINGS
    18.95

    8 crispy chicken wings, with your choice of Buffalo sauce & blue cheese dressing, or Byron Bay Chilli sauce , or hickory-smoked BBQ sauce.

  • NACHOS
    18.95

    Crisp corn chips, melted cheese, guacamole, salsa & sour cream, topped with pico de gallo. Served with your choice of Mexican beef or grilled chicken.

  • SALT & PEPPER CALAMARI
    17.95

    Crumbed & deep-fried, served with tartare & sweet chilli sauce.

  • LOADED FRIES
    16.95

    Curly Fries loaded with your choice of: Classic cheese & bacon or Southern-fried chicken.

  • CONE OF HOG TAIL FRIES
    7.95

    Our famous Curly Fries served with your choice of 2 sauces: aioli & chipotle mayo or tomato & hickory-smoked BBQ Sauce.

  • BOSS HOG™ MUSHROOMS
    v
    12.95

    Deep fried & dusted in salt & pepper, served with Ranch dressing.

LITE BITES

  • CHEESE BURGER IN PARADISE
    19.95

    100% Aussie Angus beef patty, cheese, pickles, caramelised onions, aioli, lettuce & tomato, drizzled with hickory-smoked BBQ sauce. Served with Curly Fries.

    Make it a Double – double cheese, double beef. +5.00
    Go the Whole Hog – grilled pineapple, bacon, beetroot & fried egg. +6.00

  • STEAK SANDWICH
    29.95

    Tender grilled steak, cheese, beetroot, caramelised onions, lettuce, tomato & hickory-smoked BBQ sauce on a toasted roll. Served with Curly Fries.

  • HOG’S CHICKEN BURGER
    21.95

    Choose from crumbed, Southern-fried or classic grilled chicken breast. Topped with aioli, cheese, lettuce, tomato & Ranch dressing. Served with Curly Fries.

    Add bacon +3.95
    Add avocado +3.95
    Add gluten free bun +4.00

  • CRISPY CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP
    20.95

    Crumbed chicken, grilled bacon, shaved parmesan cheese, croutons, cos lettuce & drizzled with Caesar dressing. Served with Curly Fries.

  • BURRITO
    21.95

    Rolled tortilla filled with Mexican tomato rice, cheese, lettuce, pico de gallo & Mexican salsa. Served with your choice of Mexican beef or grilled chicken. Served with Curly Fries.

    Add guacamole +3.95

  • VEGGIE BURGER
    v
    21.95

    Veggie patty, cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, aioli & chipotle mayo. Served with Curly Fries.

  • CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD
    23.95

    Grilled chicken, cos lettuce, bacon, egg, croutons, parmesan cheese, with Caesar dressing.

  • CHICKEN & RANCH SALAD
    23.95

    Crumbed chicken breast, bacon, potato chunks, tomatoes, red onion, lettuce & shredded cheese, with Ranch dressing.

  • FIESTA BOWL
    v LG
    22.95

    Lightly seasoned grilled chicken or Boss Hog™ mushrooms, lettuce, red onion, tomato, rice, avocado & lime, with salsa, pico de gallo & Ranch dressing.

Extras
  • GRILLED PINEAPPLE (V)(VE) | +1.95
  • FRIED EGG (V) | +2.95
  • GRILLED BACON RASHER | +3.95
  • AVOCADO (V)(VE) | +3.95
  • BEETROOT (V) | +0.95
  • GUACAMOLE (V) | +3.95
SAUCY ADD-ONS

PRIME RIB STEAK

We really do cook our Famous Prime Rib for 18 hours!

Teys select premium Australian Beef, hand-cut, perfectly seasoned with our signature blend & flame-grilled.

Our steaks are reverse-seared on the flame-grill to lock in flavour and are at their most tender when enjoyed medium-rare.

*Served with your choice of two sides

Choose Your Cut

  • LITE CUT 200g
    35.95
  • TRADITIONAL CUT 300g
    45.95
  • MEGA CUT 400g
    55.95

All weights are approximate & may vary.

Load Your Steak

  • GARLIC MUSHROOMS
    v
    +5.95
  • SALT & PEPPER CALAMARI
    +7.95
  • CHILLI PRAWNS 🌶
    LG
    +7.95
  • AVOCADO & BEARNAISE
    v
    +5.95
  • GARLIC CREAM PRAWNS
    +7.95
  • FRIED EGG, BACON & BBQ
    LG
    +6.95
  • HICKORY PORK RIB 200g
    +13.95

Pick Your 2 Sides

  • CURLY FRIES
    v LG
  • MASHED POTATO
    v LG
  • HOUSE SALAD
    v LG
  • CAESAR SALAD
  • SEASONAL MIXED VEGETABLES
    v LG
  • MAC & CHEESE
    v
  • BAKED POTATO

    Parsley butter (V)
    or Sour cream & bacon (LG)

+5.95 Unless included as a side

GRILL MASTERS

Served with your choice of two sides

  • RIB FILLET STEAK 200g • 300g
    LG
    35.95 • 45.95

    Teys Certified premium Australian beef, hand-cut, perfectly seasoned with our signature seasoning & flame-grilled.

  • SIRLOIN STEAK 200g • 300g
    LG
    32.95 • 39.95

    Teys Certified Black Angus beef raised on natural pastures, finished on grain & finely marbled. Lightly seasoned & flame-grilled.

  • RUMP STEAK 300g
    LG
    37.95

    Premium grain-fed beef. Enjoy beef that is tender to perfection. Lightly seasoned & flame-grilled.

  • BOSS HOG™ RIBS 400g • 800g
    LG
    33.95 • 55.95

    Tender, slow-cooked pork ribs, glazed with hickory-smoked BBQ
    sauce (LG).

MAIN EVENT

Served with your choice of two sides

  • CHICKEN PARMIGIANA

    Lite Serve | 25.95 • Traditional Serve | 29.95

    Crumbed chicken breast topped with Italian-style
    tomato sauce & a duo of melted cheeses.

  • CHICKEN DIJONNAISE

    Lite Serve | 25.95 • Traditional Serve | 29.95

    Grilled chicken breast topped with avocado & tangy Dijonnaise sauce.

  • PAN-FRIED SALMON
    v LG
    34.95

    Pan-fried salmon fillet topped with bearnaise sauce.

  • BACON, AVOCADO & BEARNAISE SCHNITZEL

    Lite Serve | 28.95 • Traditional Serve | 32.95

    Crumbed chicken breast topped with bacon, avocado & creamy bearnaise sauce.

  • BATTERED BARRA & CALAMARI
    29.95

    Beer-battered saltwater barramundi fillets, salt & pepper dusted calamari & tartare sauce.

  • BARRAMUNDI & PRAWNS
    LG
    39.95

    Pan-fried barramundi, topped with 3 prawns sautéed in garlic butter.

Perfect Steak Pairings

  • ST HALLETT GARDEN OF EDEN SHIRAZ (SA)

    Small 12.95 | Large 18.95 | Bottle 48.00

  • GRANT BURGE BENCHMARK CABERNET SAUVIGNON (SA)

    Small 10.95 | Large 15.95 | Bottle 41.00

LITTLE HOG’S

12 years & under

  • SOUTHERN FRIED TENDERS
    12.95
  • CHICKEN NUGGETS
    12.95
  • CRUMBED CALAMARI
    13.95
  • SIRLOIN STEAK 150g
    16.95
  • MAC & CHEESE
    13.95
  • CHEESE BURGER
    14.95

Served with your choice of Curly Fries or kid’s side salad or vegetables, tomato sauce, a FREE drink & FREE ice cream (LG).
Upgrade to a BOSS HOG™ ROCKY ROAD SUNDAE for one. +8.00

DESSERTS

  • MISSISSIPPI MUD CAKE
    13.95

    Warm homemade chocolate Mississippi Mud Cake, chocolate sauce, raspberry coulis, butternut snap biscuit & vanilla ice cream.

  • CHURROS
    13.95

    Five Churros rolled in cinnamon sugar, served with strawberry, chocolate sauce & vanilla ice cream.

  • CHEESECAKE WITH CRUNCHY BISCOFF® CRUMBS
    13.95

    House-made cheesecake, with a crunchy Biscoff® crumb base topped with creamy Biscoff® spread, cream & butterscotch sauce.

  • STICKY DATE PUDDING
    13.95

    Warm Sticky Date Pudding served with butterscotch sauce & vanilla ice cream.

  • BOSS HOG™ ROCKY ROAD SUNDAE

    FOR ONE | 13.95
    TO SHARE | 19.95

    Vanilla & strawberry ice cream served on a warm chocolate mud cake, smotheredin chocolate fudge sauce, topped with marshmallows, strawberry & chocolate toppings, whipped cream, toasted coconut & chocolate wafers.

NIGHTCAPS

  • MUDSLIDE
    18.95

    Baileys, Mozart chocolate liqueur, Smirnoff vodka, milk, whipped cream & chocolate syrup, dusted with chocolate.

  • ESPRESSO MARTINI
    18.95

    Smirnoff vodka, Tia Maria & espresso topped with coffee beans.

  • LIQUEURS
    10.95

    Cointreau – Orange liqueur
    Baileys – Irish cream
    Tia Maria – Coffee liqueur
    Malibu – Coconut liqueur
    Licor 43 – Vanilla liqueur

Ready for a Great Meal